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That is a huge cock!
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Hey, that's a great looking cock!
wtf man
Oh sorry, I meant your rooster!
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Dan: "ah cock I lost my hOmEWorK again!"
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To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.
Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.
by Nojworth July 20, 2006
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Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.
Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.
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