compliment sandwich

When someone tries to ease the blow of a criticism by delivering it between two insincere compliments.

Scot: "Liza, I love your hair. Your work sucks. Where did you get that sweater?"
Liza: Thanks for the compliment sandwich, Scot.

by Liza B. February 10, 2008

Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich of sorts of anything in front of you put on it while your high.

Tostitos Cheese Dip, Doritos Cool Ranch, and Lays BBQ Chips are a great mix for a stoner sandwich.

by J. Doe December 15, 2006

shark sandwich

Something bad; awful; disappointing.

Coming from This Is Spinal Tap, when the band's CD "Shark Sandwich" is referred to in one review only as "Shit Sandwich".

"That movie sucked big time. It was a Shark Sandwich."

by Marki G June 3, 2005

Happy Sandwich

The act of placing two pieces of bread around your Penis and masterbaiting.
Butter is optional.

She went to the shop for supplies have then gave me a happy sandwich.

by YAMAMNYADAD April 22, 2011

Salt Sandwich

A type of sandwich only eaten by someone who’s very low in intelligence and lacks the ability to not be gay.

Did Abbi eat another Salt Sandwich?
Yea I guess so... Poor thing...

by AnalFissure23 January 13, 2020

Sandwich Break

1. To take a break from whatever it is you are doing and go masturbate.

2. Codename for jerking off when someone you don't want to hear you is around.

1. I'll be right back, I'm gonna go take a sandwich break.

2. My mom was in the room, so I just said I was gonna take a sandwich break.

by An Excellent Chef November 26, 2010

makin' sandwiches

Verb. Orgin, Brooklyn, New York (USA); To package small amounts of a controlled substance (generally cocaine) for sale on the street.

"I'm makin' sandwiches for my sons cuz dey stay hungry."
Translation: I am packaging cocaine for my dealers on the street, who are diligent at selling the cocaine.

by MakeBankAllDay January 18, 2011