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sage jones

A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.
Sage jones is such a all rounded person except for her boobs.
by Head @$$ May 6, 2018
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sage

sage is nigger
sage is nigger.
by kerbonkel October 19, 2018
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Saged

The art of a dick being slapped against the back of your head unwittingly. You cannot asked to be saged it just happens
You just been Saged, Ellis.
by Dadadda June 19, 2021
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Sage time

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time
by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022
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Sage

"hey, is that sage?"

"oh yeah, stinky poopy diaper baby."
by marsnotfound September 16, 2022
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Sage-roll

When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.
I'm gonna Sage-roll you so hard, your gonna have a hard time seeing through your third eye -Chad
by Demon duuuuddddeeee April 23, 2020
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Sage Chaplin

A title given to a senior sage. There are 7 sages of Too Straightness but only 2 hold this tile. A sage must live and abide by the Contract of Too Straightness
The wisdom Sage Chaplin spoke was enlightening
by Sage Chaplin November 12, 2023
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