A very pretty girl and nice with a huge ass. But her chest is almost completely flat because more often than not she cheerleader or dances.
by Head @$$ May 6, 2018

The art of a dick being slapped against the back of your head unwittingly. You cannot asked to be saged it just happens
by Dadadda June 19, 2021

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time
by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022

by marsnotfound September 16, 2022

When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.
by Demon duuuuddddeeee April 23, 2020

A title given to a senior sage. There are 7 sages of Too Straightness but only 2 hold this tile. A sage must live and abide by the Contract of Too Straightness
by Sage Chaplin November 12, 2023
