Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"
by use your shark name. February 03, 2010
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attention shark

A person who craves so much attention, if they don't get enough they'll die, much like how if a shark stops swimming, they'll die.
Sarah, stop being such an attention shark!
by MidnightBlueHF May 15, 2016
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Unexpected Shark

Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.
I hit her with the unexpected shark!
by pterodactyl donkey punch December 08, 2010
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mole shark

A name for teenage boys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet so their round babyface makes them look like a mole and their braces make them look like they have shark teeth.
Aaron: Michael highkey looks like a mole shark.

Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.
by GialanellaLover69 May 01, 2019
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Retarded Shark

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.
Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*
by yourmatha July 03, 2011
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thumb shark

Dickhead brothers (most commonly found in groups of 3) that resemble living breathing thumbs with shark characteristics. This is a rare species of thumb sharks can most commonly be found living right on the coast of Southern California near Redondo Beach
Girl 1: Those three boys just ruined our movie night
Girl 2: What a bunch of thumb sharks
by thumbsharkhater456 November 26, 2017
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loan shark

some body who'll loan ya some money and break legs if u dont pay it back in time.
"Shit that loan shark gonna break my legs, blow up my car, rape my wife and shit in my bed if i dont pay him soon."
by mikeyj MoFo July 18, 2004
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