There does not exist a mortal who can stand before Galactus, or Big Dick Pablo, as some people call him.
by correlation_lee July 13, 2024
When you force laxatives down your partners mouth while plugging her ass with your thumb and waiting for her to explode on your hand then you slap her across her face
by The professor 827 April 18, 2016
by Aaron lol March 26, 2021
by Anonimousrodrigo November 21, 2021
He likes to play soccer but puts GOD first always. He is responsible. He gets ready for soccer practice 2 hours earlier. He dies not like to be late. He saves a lot of money to help his parents. He makes people laugh in a weird way. He does not like to waste MONEY and things he does not need. He likes to buy people expensive gifts. He pays for his own wants. He probably has a CR7 poster in his room. He likes to workout and be healthy. He cares about his family. He worries for his family. He does not like one dollar bills. He likes to fart in his dog's face.
Cousin: People from my school know you and they said you guys are best friends.
Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!
Pablo J. Garcia-Triana: What... I dont even know anyone from your school?!
by chickennoggets101 April 30, 2019
by slxm November 30, 2016