The New Den

Not to be compared to the original, but just as fucking awesome. Where whiskey and Bud Heavy flow like the mighty Mississippi, A place everyone wants to be, a non-stop rager. Sometimes even celebrities hangout there. (Jared Leto, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal) A place where all your wildest dreams can come true. If the walls could talk you'd hear tales of debauchery, death, and dishonor.

Your girlfriend is not safe at The New Den

There's always a party at The New Den

by COYS October 31, 2011

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New Horizons

A deep space probe, launched in January of 2006, sent to research Pluto, Charon, and other trans-neptunian objects. (TNOs) Reached Pluto in summer of 2016.

Have you seen the new pictures from New Horizons yet?

by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017

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news cunt

female reporter/news caster, who is:
1) overly proud of job
2) a dumbass
3) can't tell a story for shit

They had some highlights from the Giants' Super Bowl win, but the stupid news cunt ruined it for me.

by giants fan andrew February 5, 2008

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Gerry News

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.

B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you

by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021

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The news and the weather

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.

Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.

by Dr. Cold Finger January 11, 2008

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