moist cock

It is just a moist cock and is very good to women

Moist cock is good

by Dicksmacker9000 March 27, 2017

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Moist Lunch

Oppisite to dry lunch

A person who's face you love to look to look at and couldn't ever imagine slapping it.

Someone who is always prepared with the ready's and loves to splash out on other people

I love looking at your face, your such a moist lunch

Thanks for the round of drinks, you such a moist lunch! Love you.

by lee_mozzy October 27, 2009

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Moist Brownie

Like a wet willie but instead of inserting the wet finger into the ear canal, you insert it into the anal cavity of a female.

Guy: I'm going to give you a moist brownie.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*

by Sarah E G...... January 11, 2014

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moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

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moist towelette

a moist moist moist towelette

this is a moist towelette

by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021

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Moist Pirouette

When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette

Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.

Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 15, 2020

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