a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
Get the crystal mafiamug. by cin- May 5, 2014
Get the work for the mafiamug. An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
by A gentleman from nantucket December 15, 2018
Get the Mustache Mafiamug. A group of guys who live and breathe trucks, mostly diesel. They usually travel as a group and drive around town or on the interstate, taking videos and photographs of the vehicle(s)letting out excessive exhaust smoke (rolling coal). Having tow mirrors down while towing no trailer is also a part of their ways.
Lakita: "Do you hear that?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"
by The Hamburger Hurdler December 15, 2014
Get the mud mafiamug. A group of fans of Lebron James who defend everything he does and believe he doesn't have one blemish on his NBA resume. As a result they will aggressively tear down every other players accomplishments to make Lebron appear better. Often major hypocrisy and goal post shifting is used when The Lebron Mafia defend him.
You will find The Lebron Mafia on twitter and the Youtube comment sections.
You can find them saying:
- praise him because of his stat line in a loss. (but in a win stats are irrelevant).
- proclaim him not having enough help in a loss. (Yet ignoring all other stars going against the same teams that don't get that same defense).
- shitting on all his all star teammates for not playing well. (When they usually sacrifice their game to allow his to flourish)
- claiming he made the "right basketball play" in a late game situation. (Even when a better play could have been created).
- Posting biased stats showing Lebron against other all time and current great player. (While hiding all the other stats where the other player's stats are better).
- Claiming Lebron beat the "Greatest team of all time" Warriors in 2016. (but like to forget the 2016 Warriors didn't have Durant and actually the 2017 Warriors were the greatest team of all time).
... and so on.
Major players in the Lebron Mafia are: Nick Wright, Shannon Sharpe and Beau Russell.
You will find The Lebron Mafia on twitter and the Youtube comment sections.
You can find them saying:
- praise him because of his stat line in a loss. (but in a win stats are irrelevant).
- proclaim him not having enough help in a loss. (Yet ignoring all other stars going against the same teams that don't get that same defense).
- shitting on all his all star teammates for not playing well. (When they usually sacrifice their game to allow his to flourish)
- claiming he made the "right basketball play" in a late game situation. (Even when a better play could have been created).
- Posting biased stats showing Lebron against other all time and current great player. (While hiding all the other stats where the other player's stats are better).
- Claiming Lebron beat the "Greatest team of all time" Warriors in 2016. (but like to forget the 2016 Warriors didn't have Durant and actually the 2017 Warriors were the greatest team of all time).
... and so on.
Major players in the Lebron Mafia are: Nick Wright, Shannon Sharpe and Beau Russell.
John: Hey, I can't believe Lebron passed on that driving layup at the end of the game when he could gotten to the line. I mean no one can stop him.
James: He made the right basketball play! You can't blame him!
John: How is passing to a teammate, 2 seconds left to shoot a contested 3, the right play?
James: But look at his stat line, if he had more help they would have won the game ages ago. No one else has to play against this level of competition!!!
John: Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were apart of The Lebron Mafia. I shouldn't have said anything.
James: He made the right basketball play! You can't blame him!
John: How is passing to a teammate, 2 seconds left to shoot a contested 3, the right play?
James: But look at his stat line, if he had more help they would have won the game ages ago. No one else has to play against this level of competition!!!
John: Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were apart of The Lebron Mafia. I shouldn't have said anything.
by MyHugeMassiveDeck April 10, 2021
Get the The Lebron Mafiamug. by YourNutrtiousSalad January 17, 2021
Get the Mafia Of Sirhurtmug. A new term used to describe a person's antagonistic attitude. Such attitude may be caused by mixing steroids and alcohol or an ex-girlfriend being introduced to the new girlfriend and or PMS.
"Damn that new dude we just met brought some mad mafia with him."
"She must be on the rag cuz she's got some mad mafia."
"She must be on the rag cuz she's got some mad mafia."
by Jamesknight June 28, 2009
Get the Mad Mafiamug.