dont be a hippo

when suraj continues to eat with out any end in sight!

example of a situation where you may use "dont be a hippo". wHEN Suraj S. Grewal IS EATING.

by deol_9 August 16, 2011

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

Hippo

1. An overweight person.
2. An abbreviation for the word 'Hypocrite'

A: 'Sarah is such a hippo.'
B: 'Yeah, in more ways than one.'

by dvsfnsr December 30, 2020

flip the hippo

to make love raucously; to engage in sexual intercourse

Dude! Did you and Sasha flip the hippo last night? You were gone for hours!

Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was really sore from flipping the hippo with O'Glory.

I was thinking we could do something special tonight... Maybe some white wine, some turkey, we could flip the hippo--what do you say Willis?

by Clay J July 6, 2009

Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.

I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.

by MDWAR December 14, 2012

Hippo-Crite

erika

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

Hungry hippos

A sexual act involving two larger women laying with their chins on a males stomach, the male then makes themself ejaculate onto the belly and the race to eat all “the marbles” ensues. To evolve the game, the male will slap the ass of each “hippo”

I was with these two plus sized women last night and made them Play a game of hungry hippos.

by Tommythegunwebb April 14, 2024