The female version of tea-bagging somebody where a naked woman squats over a man's face and forces her genital lips onto his face like a falcon diving for its prey.
How was your date this Lisa, dude?
Aw, man! You'll never believe this chick! She totally Falcon-Dived my ass!
Aw, man! You'll never believe this chick! She totally Falcon-Dived my ass!
by MightyDangle October 13, 2011
When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.
Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
by The Real Falcon May 07, 2011
Dude, i straight falcon punched that bitch last night, straight up put a lump up on that bitches head!
by Donald Haynie April 15, 2008
Falcon High School is a school with people who smoke in the bathroom, excuse me, juul room, and get high. Full of snakes and ratsssss.
by bussdownthotiana October 23, 2019
Super Smash Brothers pun characterized by causing intense, fiery laughter and propulsion of large distances
A:"I went to a renaissance fair and I meta knight"
B:"Heheh"
A:"Uhh, hey, why don't you grab my arm, Pit?"
B:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
CF:"Falcon PUN-ch!!!!"
PLAYER DEFEATED
B:"Heheh"
A:"Uhh, hey, why don't you grab my arm, Pit?"
B:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
CF:"Falcon PUN-ch!!!!"
PLAYER DEFEATED
by JarrahTain October 13, 2011
the phenomenon that occurs when cartoon characters (or characters in general), esp. anime characters always shout out the names of their attacks before using them, therefore pointlessly notifying the opponent that they will use the attack on them, and giving the opponent a chance to fight back somehow. Named after Captain Falcon, a notable character with this syndrome
"Falcon Punch!" —Captain Falcon
"Why are you shouting the name of your attack? They'll know when to jump out of the way when you use it, you have Captain Falcon Syndrome"
"Kamehameha!" —Dragonball character
"Why are you shouting the name of your attack? They'll know when to jump out of the way when you use it, you have Captain Falcon Syndrome"
"Kamehameha!" —Dragonball character
by vampiremonkeycyborg December 21, 2009
When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"
I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!
by D.Star October 04, 2008