salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after

My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

The Doughnut

HQ of UK GCHQ, or the corporate collective of employees thereof. The building looks like a doughnut from the air.

The story's bogus, according to MASINTEL from The Doughnut.

by Druid8391 April 16, 2022

Drop a Doughnut

To do a shit so large it takes up the circumference of the toilet bowl, turning it into the shape of a doughnut.

Do u know how to drop a Doughnut? Please plenty of fiber and vegetables

by EggTheMeg June 18, 2020

Crotch Doughnut

Another name for vagina

I just ate her crotch doughnut

by zesty_dubie October 1, 2009

Double Doughnut Promise

A level of promise that if broken, requires the breaker to wear not one, but two rubber rings around their torso for the whole day

person 1: Dude you look like a duck

Person 2: Yeah I know, I broke a double doughnut promise

by Blawan June 3, 2021

Doughnut

Someone who is not mod

someone doesn't have mod?
oh is just a doughnut

by Vision the wise March 20, 2021

doughnut stamp

when you spread your ass cheeks and put your dirty/greasy or for perfection and finesse... swamp assery on any exposed skin on some ones body and leave and impression of a doughnut.

1. I just had the green apple squirts and totally doughnut stamped ben on his face.

2. I totally got doughnut stamped last night for passing out with my shoes on.

by red meat November 27, 2011