Walking the Dog 

While in the act of doggy style sex, you push your girlfriend forward so she is crawling on her hands and knees and you walk behind her while still having sex.

Don't forget to bring the pooper scooper when you and your girlfriend decide to go walking the dog.

Walking the Dog by big_bfb September 14, 2006

Walking the dog 

It is When your dick is hard and you tie some sort of string to your penis and wiggle it about like you are walking a dog.

Hey you guys, leave me lone im walking the dog!

Walking the dog by kiwi May 7, 2004

kona the dog 

KONA IS THE BEST DOG IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE IS SO SWEET, AND ADORABLE. SHE IS A BLACK HAVANESE, WITH WHITE EYEBROWS!!!

Person 1: See that adorable, awesome dog?
Person 2: Aww yeah!
Person 1: She's Kona the dog!!!

kona the dog by brynnew February 8, 2012

Dicking the dog 

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

Dicking the dog by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

talk to the dog 

A verb phrase meaning to masturbate (Males Only). The origin of the word comes from Tokyo as we try to make ambiguous phrases to hide meaning from people who kinda speak English

I'm going to go home and talk to the dog...twice

talk to the dog by JPCarl October 20, 2008

kick the dog 

To feel bad about yourself because of the way you are.
To hate something about yourself that you cant change.
Sometimes to hate the way others react to what you do or say.

Why do you have to kick the dog every night about cuz you dont have a girlfriend?

Hey, hey, man, dont do it I saw you kick the dog into a brick wall last time you went and confessed to missing a date with your girlfriend just so you could trip with your mates.

Man I never kick the dog over how big my dong is I just wish I had some girl who knew a place i could put it

kick the dog by felicity kendall November 3, 2007

Lana The Dog 

Lana the dog is the saddest dog in the world

In 2015, the dog found a home after a Canadian animal adoption group posted a heartrending photo of the young lab mix that went viral.

The second owner recently returned Lana, so the rescue group said she was again up for adoption and had until 20 May before possibly being put down.

They have since been flooded with some 5,000 emails and adoption offers.

"I'm sure we're going to find her a place," said Brenda Dobranski from Rescue Dogs Match in Cambridge, Ontario. "Third time's a charm."

The organization admitted "there is still work to be done" despite "tons" of training when it comes to Lana's behavior. They say she should ideally be able to spend the bulk of her time outdoors because she is "skittish" inside.

Lana the dog is the saddest dog in the world

In 2015, the dog found a home after a Canadian animal adoption group posted a heartrending photo of the young lab mix that went viral.

The second owner recently returned Lana, so the rescue group said she was again up for adoption and had until 20 May before possibly being put down.

They have since been flooded with some 5,000 emails and adoption offers.

"I'm sure we're going to find her a place," said Brenda Dobranski from Rescue Dogs Match in Cambridge, Ontario. "Third time's a charm."

The organization admitted "there is still work to be done" despite "tons" of training when it comes to Lana's behavior. They say she should ideally be able to spend the bulk of her time outdoors because she is "skittish" inside.

Lana The Dog by BorgeYT February 10, 2021