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false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.
did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment
by Anarchon March 17, 2021
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commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.
by unteched March 20, 2021
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commitment

I got commitment issues 🐴🐴 if ykyk
by premingerisdaddy March 23, 2021
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Go commit die

The worst thing to say to someone in roblox because it is the equivalent to go kill yourself.
Some kids figured out how to pass the censoring system by saying go commit die
by anonymous April 22, 2021
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commital

Commital is a word to describe how obligational something is.
“The meeting wasn’t as commital as I thought it would be.”
by Bettyy May 19, 2021
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commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
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Commit Starfall

Suicide.
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.

Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).
"I don't want to live anymore... I'M GOING TO COMMIT STARFALL!"
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."
by Langcaster June 14, 2025
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