commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 15, 2022

false-hope-commitment

when you break off every other relationship you have for one person you hope to date in the future and then realize how unlikely a relationship is with them.

a person who suffers from false-hope-commitment is probably also depressed, if not they will be.

did you see them they look like their suffering from false-hope-commitment

by Anarchon March 17, 2021

Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.

Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

go commit die

Phrase used on roblox. Used to tell someone to kill themselves.

Person 1: Bro go away you ugly ****
Person 2: go commit die

by elaboratescanner04 May 27, 2024

Go Commit Die

These 3 words originating from Roblox because of censorship. When used in a sentence these words mean

1. "Please kill yourself" and I usually used by an annoying brat and such, but it can also be used as a 2. Counter-Argument
Below is 2 examples

1. superepicgamer : "yo jimmynutren"

jimmynutren : "go commit die idot"

2. Jerry_sucks : "Flamingo's content sucks"

milkman237 : "ok, but go commit die "

by Annoying Polish-American Kid March 29, 2020

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019

go commit die

if someone says this, go commit die

person 1: eqwedfghjgtq3erdityuf
person 2: go commit die

by yous3rname September 29, 2021