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Leather Belt

During intercourse the man shits and molds it into a long stringy shape and freezes it. When the shit is frozen the man ties it around their partners waist or can whip their partner with the frozen poop string saying “who’s your daddy now!” Or “you get 20 lashings bitch.”
“Larry told me he made a leather belt on Angela last night.”
by KERMIT DE FRAG FUCKER August 3, 2018
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Ostrich belt

Twisting the testes around the penis and placing them above one's belt buckle. This resembles a belt made of ostrich skin.
Dude, we got so drunk last night that I showed everyone my ostrich belt.
by Amiga de los chupacabras July 6, 2010
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studded belt

What you wear when you're gay
Wearing a studded belt means you take it up the ass and like it.
by m16 July 11, 2007
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belt dick

A belt dick is the part of the belt that sticks out after it is fastened around ones waist. It is often because the belt is too short to reach the beltloop, therefore, you end up with a belt dick hard on.
omg she must have gained ten pounds over the weekend. her belt is too short and now she has a belt dick hard on. usually accompanied by slight to severe muffin top
by sweetontweety January 22, 2009
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conveyor belt

A mechanical apparatus consisting of a continous moving belt that transports materials or packages from one place to another.
Me: hey, i read on teh intarwebs that if a plane is movi..

Conveyor Belt: The plane will take off.

Me: ORLY?
by nickelmedia July 21, 2008
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Safety Belt

A cuddling term used when spooning where the person in back wraps their top arm around the other person, about at the waist. This resembles a seat belt, or safety belt.

This is most common coupled with spaghettiing and they make a perfect, relaxing pair.
K: How was last night with Johnny?
C: Amazing. After everything we cuddled, and I got to wear my safety belt *winks*
K: I love it when my boyfriend does that to me!
by Kakillia March 12, 2011
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