Albert

Complete degeneracy

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out

by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023

Albert Style

Executing a task with a conflicting mix of meticulous perfection, excellence and sarcasm, often confusing and causes anxiety to newcomers. Rarely includes a drummer.

Hey bro, we're gonna do this shit Albert Style

Make sure you cats practice this song Albert Style

I think the reason I ended up in therapy was the fear of everything being Albert Style

by LJCSLANG July 24, 2025

Albert

Another word for "brain" or "head"(oral sex)

"We was chillen than she gave a nigga albert"

by ArgentMane July 20, 2017

Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here

Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass

by penis and aids June 11, 2025

Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.

Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!

by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019

Gunnar Albert

Gunnar Albert is a smart handsome man. He is more handsome than other Gunnar's, Gunnar Albert stands out! He is probably from Sunnmøre

Who is that guy?
Gunnar Albert!!
DAAAMN

by CrazyOldenGirlZZZ March 20, 2024

Albert

A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.

poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much

by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022