by Randompedo129 July 5, 2016
Get the new kinkmug. The short period after a fast food chain has opened during which the french fries are noticably more fresh tasting. This phenomenon occurs because there is less residual burned grease accumulation in the deep fryer. The exact period of time is unknown but it appears to be inversely proportional to the popularity of the chain. It may also be affected by the restaurant's cleaning practices.
by "captain" crunch August 3, 2006
Get the New Fryermug. A deep space probe, launched in January of 2006, sent to research Pluto, Charon, and other trans-neptunian objects. (TNOs) Reached Pluto in summer of 2016.
by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017
Get the New Horizonsmug. New Sharlston, ex mining village built solely for the purpose of housing hard working miners. Since the mine closed in 1995 theres has been only one job opportunity in New Sharlston. A village of 200 people with one person employed as a taxi driver. The children of the old miners are now adults who have never worked, they spend their days routing for coal in the old pit stakes, stealing alloy wheels, burning tyres, walking lurchers and drinking cider. The place reakes of rubber and shit. They all claim benefits due to the lack of employment in the village. All are related, recognised by orange hair. It's not a pleasant place, I don't recommend visiting on Mondays as strangers are often roasted on bbqs. I recommend visiting on Tuesday if you have to, when they get benefits get paid you are less likely to be eaten.
by bootcutter67 March 9, 2023
Get the New Sharlstonmug. by Staticc February 21, 2022
Get the New Ballsmug. Once a man of honour, aka a Great Gede, the new gede is a declining failure that can never be happy. He can fall in the trap of substances, phone charging schemes, big foreheads, and skinny Minnies. Although he would like to think so, he is no longer the group leader and the group’s stability is suffering without their Great Gede.
Ib: “That guy has no comebacks!”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”
Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”
Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”
Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”
Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”
by TheGoletaPunisher November 6, 2022
Get the New Gedemug. An excuse for anything weird or out of the ordinary (usually involving 2 men or 2 women) occurring in the United States Navy from the time period after gay people were allowed to serve openly.
Seamen Brumfield tells you about 2 sailors he saw wrestling and skylarking yesterday. You reply "Well nothing you can do about it, its a new navy after all."
by ucav117 February 25, 2015
Get the new navymug.