Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans
by Anonymous-person March 11, 2023
Get the Tent Mexicansmug. A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.
Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 3, 2023
Get the Bird in the Tentmug. 1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
Get the Lick the Tentmug. by Coop Dupe April 26, 2017
Get the titillating tentingmug. Its like "Camping Out" but you don't spend very much time inside the tent because there is too many people to fit in. Basically just turns into an all nighter with your mates around the tent.
Person 1: Are we going camping out?
Person 2: No. its tenting out
Why?
Person 2: Because there is no space
Person 1: What?
Person 2: No. its tenting out
Why?
Person 2: Because there is no space
Person 1: What?
by The Mad Twatter May 18, 2015
Get the Tenting Outmug. 1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
Get the Lick the Tentmug. The male act of masturbating, mainly upon awakening, with Vicks vapor rub instead of lube or lotion.
“Man! I woke up with such a huge boner, there was no lube nearby so I pulled a quick Vicks rub tent.”
“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”
“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”
by LovinShrubbin December 3, 2022
Get the Vicks Rub Tentmug.