Teddy

You may think he is your best friend but when you least expect it he’ll turn around and openly hate jellyfish!

I know, I know. It’s gonna be alright.

You can either take your jellyfish respecting self and leave. Or you can fight back. Chose carefully.

“I heard you dislike jellyfish. Didn’t know you very such a Teddy.”

by Thewargod June 9, 2024

Joseph “Teddy” Romero

The man at the top of Buena High Schools most wanted list. Dangerous man, fast, sexy, unstoppable.

Ay did you hear what Joseph “Teddy” Romero did?
Yeah he’s got a huge cock.

by ClowninOnAHomie November 15, 2019

Teddy Tebow

The sensual act of pleasing one's partner through sing song.

I totally Teddy Tebowed that chick last night

by Ron Steingrabber June 24, 2011

teddy

a girl who loves you once she gets close with you. if a girl named teddy ever gets goofy with you, she is falling in love with you, but sometimes she just wants to be friends. never lose a teddy, they care for you more than you know even if your friendship wasn't very strong. they never stop caring for anyone they meet. usually fucking gorgeous and sexy.

what a teddy

by CertifiedU May 18, 2021

Teddy

A teddy is a closeted gay man who constantly pretends to be straight and is often slightly homophobic.

“Yo doesn’t Brandon give total Teddy vibes?!”
“Yea totally!!”

by BidensamericaUSAUSA May 25, 2024

visa teddy

the drive through

lets go through the visa teddy!!

wow thats one ransom spunkish word!

dude i know hella lot better than drive through!

by poki porcupine August 21, 2008

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025