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Tard-Tacular

Retardedly Spectacular = Tard-Tacular.
You are one fucking tard-tacular shit head.
by Mike's Lil' Elf April 22, 2003
mugGet the Tard-Tacularmug.

Chung tard

Did you see that guy jump off that ledge he’s an absolute chung tard
by Dat boi brendo April 20, 2020
mugGet the Chung tardmug.

tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
mugGet the tard whipmug.

Tard Hole

The ass hole of a mentally challenged person. Its like being an asshole, except worse.
dude, johnny is a wicked asshole
yeah, but his brothers a tard hole
good point
mugGet the Tard Holemug.

Dee-tard

Dee-tard also know as Deekwador Dee-scrace

a total retard with with horse like features.
tends to create disaster and disfunction with their mere presence.
Has an obsession with mirrors and specialises in knife throwing..
also pretends to use mobile phone when in uncomfortable circumstances..
"..AAAAHH I just got stabbed! in the back!!"..."fuck i got nailed by the Deetard!!"

"..did you hear about the bomb that went off at the gym today?!"...."apparently some Deekwad walked through the front doors with a dee-scraceful horse head and totally deetarded the place!"...
What a fucking Dee-tard!

also appears to be tough as nails but actually quivers inside at the thought of crossing the BerryGood path of KellyTown...
by Miss FingPissed February 9, 2010
mugGet the Dee-tardmug.

Douche-Tard

A majorly retarded douche-bag. Self explanatory.
Russ Thompson can be a major douche-tard at parties.
by WouldntULikeToKnow August 31, 2014
mugGet the Douche-Tardmug.

tard wing

one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly
I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.
by @WhiplashPntz April 25, 2022
mugGet the tard wingmug.

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