taking my talents to south beach

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.

The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.

by jcuhomey July 11, 2010

taking back sunday

despite the labels and stereotypes taking back sunday has been pushed into, they are still amazing. first cd was better but yeah. an amazing band with amazing lyrics.

you: "teeehhehe i luv taking back sunday their so em0!1!"

me: "stfu"

by another label June 29, 2005

Taking Names

Collecting names of the people whose asses are going to be kicked by the collector. This simply means that somebody is ready to fight a bunch of dudes.

-This guy is kicking asses and taking names.
-Yes, he is really pissed off.

by elnormous October 9, 2015

cow tapping

The act of having intercourse with woman who weighs more than 300 lbs. Commonly cow tapper's travel from bar to bar, and pray on unsuspecting drunken fat hoes. It is generally frowned upon in today society, but as the saying goes, "fat bitches need lovin too"

John went to the bar and found plenty of livestock for his cow tapping to begin.

by F L November 3, 2006

Taking Back Sunday

A band out of long island new york, not as good as they once were, but still damn good, pretty much the poster child for 'emo' at this point, really havent sold out since they arent on TRL for god sakes, and the most that they show up on is some Rock countdown late at night on MTV 2 or Fuse

'Kid: Man Taking Back Sunday sucks, they sold out like Atreyu'

'Me: Is that the thing to do now, hate certain bands ? fuck you, you stupid ass scene kid'

by Jawad May 13, 2005

Taking Back Sunday

taking back sunday is a kick ass band! consists of very talented young men and fuck you all of you who dis them because obviously you have your head to far up your fucking ass to see that taking back sunday is a great band!

taking back sunday is a kick ass band!

youre begging for a way to gracefully bow out and say good night

by Justiney June 20, 2003

Taming the wookie

Making a retarted girl climax until she makes the sound of a female wookie.

Hey Dude! Remember that chick we saw at the restaurant that looked like Corkey from the TV show Life Goes On? Well I brought her over to my house and was taming the wookie all night long!!!!

by Bro-mance March 5, 2009