Sweater Weather

Where all the depressed people wear sweaters without getting questioned about the bar codes on their wrist.

Person 1: my favorite time of the year.. sweater weather
Person 2: you’ve been wearing sweaters all year..

by Chichi man November 6, 2020

Sweater Weather

When the Sweater Weather song plays it means the person playing it is bisexual

"I'm f**king bi rat im using sweater weather to come out"

by Jxicey January 25, 2021

Gay Sweater

A Stupid orange and white smelly shirt. It worn by fags and freaks alike.

"Hey have you seen Marvyn. Hes wearing that gay sweater his nan made for him."

by boblover101 May 15, 2009

skin sweater

to be naked. if you're wearing your skin sweater, you aren't wearing anything. same thing as a birthday suit.

jason: so, you took that girl home last night, right?
brandon: yeah, she slipped into her skin sweater in my car.
jason: omg. sweet.

by graciegirlxo August 18, 2009

Turtle Sweater

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.

Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!

by wildslutangel May 16, 2011

Sweater cat

A woman's vagina that is lost in a sea of bush.

Yo, big cat, I took this bitch home last night and her sweater cat attacked me.

by Rick "Prince of Paramus" Ross November 2, 2011

hot sweater

1. a well-knit winter sweater, preferably made of real sheep wool or alpaca wool, that keeps you very, very warm.

2. a really trendy sweater that everyone wants to have, but no one dares to wear.

3. the result of a hairy-chested male that lays on top of their sexual partner after a release of ejaculate on to their chest (preferably a female).

4. a shot of bailey's and cognac, topped with fried onion strings.

1. (inner dialogue) It's so cold out, I think I'm going to wear my hot sweater today.

2. (covering mouth with one hand and gesturing with the other) "Daaaaamn son, that cableknit is tight! Thas a HOT sweater right thurrr!"

3. "Jimmy, things got crazy last night. I'm telling you...really crazy. She asked me to give her a hot sweater and now I can't get it out of my hair."

4. "Who wants a shot?" (Sam, raising hand) "After this week of work, I definitely need one. I don't want anything crazy though, so I'll just get a hot sweater. Thanks."

by rudeman82 January 22, 2011