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suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE
person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day
by joshhyboi June 21, 2021
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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
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National sucking dick day

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.
by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024
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Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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National suck a dick day

The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick
Hey its national suck a dick day!

Perfect whip it out already
by Sam's real February 2, 2020
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netflix and suck dicks

the new and improved version of netflix and chill, that actually rhymes
"hey what are you gonna do tonight?"
"ima hang out with tiffany and then we're gonna netflix and suck dicks"
"k"
by yeeterschonderdwarf69 September 29, 2019
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Suck My Dick

An idiom used by an individual to sarcastically insult an adversary by emphasizing the adversaries' inability to cease an undesired perpetuation that is advantageous to the individual.
The idiom meaning is derived by sarcastically insinuating that an adversary has no desired options and is offered an additional undesired option to emphasize the deficiency of desirable options (under the assumption that "sucking an adversaries dick" is undesired).
by TheRealJester420 March 23, 2023
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