A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Get the 《¤》Acid《¤》Bath《¤》Channel《¤》Trip《¤》Strip《¤》Stripper《¤》mug. 
A box under your bed filled with dirtier than usual 1's, 5's, and 20's that smell of butt sweat. The money may also appear to glitter from the lotion, glitter, and bodily bodily fluids they picked up during the transaction in which they were acquired.
Porsche was shocked to hear that the lender a picture of the money from her stripper bank as proof of funds to close her transaction.
by Cadmus $ February 21, 2015
Get the stripper bankmug.