by Dr. Zeu April 18, 2010
Get the Ex-Stalker mug."Those girls from Sex in the City are such cock-stalkers!"
by oscar green September 3, 2007
Get the cock-stalker mug.A Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or other dovish networking profile that is item to the public. Especially good if they are linked to each other.
I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.
by tmjmurphy November 18, 2013
Get the Stalker's Paradise mug.Usually a loser. Scours internet message boards for personal info. Sometimes known as a Venkmen. More often than not doesnt have a job or a girlfriend.
You're such a Venkmen! an... e-stalker
by Lumbergfekdher January 23, 2009
Get the e-stalker mug.A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2007
Get the Toilet stalker mug.A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.
Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!
by NicSoChic October 9, 2014
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