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Squid Game

Putting small live squid up your arse and watching the Netflix hit Squid Game whilst beating off over Oh Il-nam. The objective is to climax before your opponent(s) The first to climax gets to shit out the squid and watch a selected opponent eat it.
Hey Mike Hey Sue, wanna come over and have a race at squid game??
by Rim Smasher October 7, 2021
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damp squid

A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.
THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID
by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010
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Squid

A male who is a push-over when it comes to women. Most often, a squid encompasses certain characteristics that cause him to be an individual who frequently gets walked over by females. A squid is the type of guy who kisses a woman's ass and showers her with gifts with the intention of gaining her favor - it is the only way he knows how to gain a woman's attention because his game is extremely limited. However, despite his efforts, he never succeeds because of his pussified and chumpish squid-like manner.
Dude, stop kissing that bitchy girl's ass - you're acting like a total squid.
by Z@cHf@ng July 26, 2011
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squiding

Sexual act involving the insertion of the testes and semi-limp penis into said vagina.
I fucked so long I had no choice but to go squiding last night.
by delusional in Tx December 27, 2009
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squard

when people get together in a park in costumes and sword fight and cast spells on each other
I'm part of the fireman squard. We get together every Thursday at the park and ykno squard
by siiiiipoetry January 7, 2016
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land squid

The most adorable of sea creatures that has evolved to live on land in order to attend law school. The land squid will be your best friend, but does NOT apprecitate haters. The land squid spends most of its time doing homework and studying in her little squid cave. The little land squid becomes most pleased when it has a piece of candy, a rare steak, or noonies.
Land squids are gentle loving creatures : )
by Squid Pro Quo March 25, 2010
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Squid

Simply a way to label a person a cunt without having to use the word
by Mangwanani October 16, 2010
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