69 Squared

The act in which four people form a square and perform oral on each other. Kind of like stacking lincoln logs but with humans.

Fred: Dude, how was that party last nite?

Jorge: IT was NUTS. Me, two chicks, and one of there boy friends 69 squared. It was crazy.

by Ginga-Ninja May 18, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.

Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.

by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010

Two-squared

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.

Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"

by duke5572 October 29, 2007

square tie

a relatively small comic based on a square shaped tie, created by Sabrina Montague, that is enjoying a growing fanbase and internet support, and can be found at: www.myspace.com/squaretie

'have you seen that new square tie comic... is soo geeeky?!!'

by sabz121 October 29, 2008

Square Boy Rebel

Someone who is square in school (gets good grades, is going to college), but still has swag.

What?! Antwain got into UC Berkely?! The one with the dreads and the baggy pants?

Yeah, he's a square boy rebel.

by Verve2.0 November 13, 2009

hip square

a way to describe someone who is just ghetto enough to be cool. they probably know some good yo momma jokes and are livin' good.

yo, that kid's pretty hip square

by Nomers23 June 22, 2008

Newtown Square, Pennsylvania

A township in Delco which is outside of Philadelphia. It is by far the most lopsided town in the entire state. In Newton, you are either one rich motherfucker living North of West Chester Pike, or you are a middle-class, blue collar family living South of it. If you grew up in this town, you either went to Saint Anastasia, or Paxon, and then Marple Newton High. Some people in this town are actually insane. No joke, we have had out run-ins with hostage situations. We love our culture. Everyone here is an Irish or Italian Catholic Republican. We take our CYO sports way to serious. If you want to find the best Newtown Square citizens, stop by your local Wawa, head to Nell, or go to the nighborhoods near Media Line Road.

Stop by, well love you or hate you!

Pete: I live in Newtown Square, Pennsylvania

John: I live in Brromall, Pennsylvania

Pete: Fuck off

by Flaym March 26, 2020