Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Alice Springs fire fighter

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.

It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?

Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Hope springs eternal

it is human nature always to find fresh cause for optimism.

Here are a few ways you can use "hope springs eternal" in a sentence to convey the meaning that humans always find fresh reasons to be optimistic:

Despite several rejections, the writer kept submitting her manuscript, because hope springs eternal.
Even after a brutal winter, the sight of the first crocus blooming reminded everyone that hope springs eternal.
The gambler, down to his last dollar, placed a final bet, a testament to the fact that hope springs eternal.
Though the peace talks had stalled, diplomats continued to meet, for hope springs eternal.

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

Hope springs eternal

it is human nature always to find fresh cause for optimism.

Even after a series of disappointing results, the coach, ever the optimist, declared, "We'll turn this around; hope springs eternal," as he prepared the team for the next match.

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

return to springs

return to springs from borderlands the pre sequel because return to springs

p1: hey what mission are u on
p2: return to springs
p1: return to springs?
p2: return to springs

by fortnite balls cum nugget August 2, 2021

Saint Mary’s Springs

A catholic high school in fond du lac full of snobby rich kids who plays in low divisions and recruits kids from west bend and Milwaukee so they can say their sports teams are good when they’re no better than campbellsport or mayville. Any parent with a brain who cares about their child will rather have them go to campbellsport and become a hick rather than send their kid to springs.

Person1: “Did you actually send your child to Saint Mary’s Springs?”
Person2: “Yes.”
Person1: “Wow you must really hate your kid.”

by Jtizzey23 November 22, 2021