sphincting

Sphincting is the act of farting and wafting the smell into someone else nostrils.

I had to let him know what my fart smelt like, so we began Sphincting.

by Lue Sanus December 14, 2024

Sphincter scale

The measure unit of a fart based on it's intensity/ sound

Ex 1: I just ripped one of 8.5 on the sphincter scale
Ex 2: that wind was for sure a 9.1 on sphincter scale, had it been passed 10 I would've shart those pants

by simdugz February 6, 2025

Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

by Gordy W. March 6, 2025

sphincted

The act of sphincting or fucking up. Synonymous with messing up or fucking up. Can also be used in Spanish sentences. “No mames guey, you sphincted that up”

You really sphincted that up.

by ChinoCochino! June 18, 2025

Sphincronised

To have synchronised shits with a friend

After he took his bowl prep, I found we were Sphincronised! I even had 3 shits before breakfast.

by Possumkiller October 16, 2025

Sphynxster

Derogatory term used primarily in academia and the scientific community to describe an Egyptologist. Their track record of assumptions being proved inaccurate earned them this moniker and relegated the legacy of the cultural anthropologist as the 'weather guessers' of the dig site by colleagues who conduct actual science.

':The water erosion evident among the older structures of the Giza Complex is indicative the construction predates the reign of the pharaohs they are attributes to. (Sigh)...never trust anything that comes out of a Sphynxster.''

by Dee Snuhtz January 1, 2026

Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016