Sofa Cobra

Like her male counterpart, the Poodle Faker, a Sofa Cobra is a seemingly sweet, malleable, concercerned, considerate and utterly loveable female who, beneath the saccharine veneer, is a conniving, avaricious, greedy, wicked little kick-starting cunt.

Erik thought he'd found the girl of his dreams, but after she cleaned out his bank account, he realized that she was a Sofa Cobra.

Myrna? She seems real sweet, but she's just a Sofa Cobra. Watch out or she'll eat you alive and use your guts for garters.

by Winter Morgan April 27, 2010

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DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

When you have had a heavy night drinking and you and your friends watch a porno, then you get to into and rap your dick in a plastic bag condom and stick it in the hole in the sofa you are lying on.

Zack: 'hey man how did the party go'
Joe: 'man it was wild'
Zack: 'an regrets'
Joe: 'yeah'
Zack: 'what'
joe: ' I fucked a sofa!'
Zack: 'Theres a new slogan DFS (Don't Fuck Sofa's)

by Screte January 15, 2015

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Sofia

There are many types of Sofias and you can tell the difference by their look.
White/Blonde: Beachy girl who's parents spelled her name wrong on the birth certificate. Should have been named Sophia
White/Brunette: Usually popular with a popular boyfriend. She is really loud and makes her opinions obvious. She loves to joke around and always is cracking up with the rest of the crowd.
Tan/Straight hair: A real bitch who loves insulting others then befriending her and bitching to her friends. Ruins peoples relationships and loves to betray others. Drama queen
Tan/Curly: A super sweet girl with a bubbly personality. She is opinionated but never rude about it. She often seems like shes high but she is not insane. Makes a perfect best friend.

Guy: Hey, what is Sofia like?
Girl: It depends what does she look like?

by G-E-N-I-U-S December 25, 2012

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Sofia

This name came from the Greek and means wisdom, but it cannot be really applied to that person. I would more describe her as childish, not in bad definition of the word, but more in the way of how she reacts in life. She laughs like a child by almost falling on the floor whenever she laughs, and she is smarter than a child. She is scared of the lion which is eating your face whenever you say a swear word, but there is always the duck who is here to protect her. She is a pretty small blond haired spanish girl who is really flexible. Her only problem is to become easily mad whenever you scare her and asthma does not help her in sports, only thing i can reproach her. In three words she is awesome and really funny. And she loves barcelona even if she is from madrid, i don't get it.

- Where is Sofia ? Did u see her
- Yes i did, She is rolling on the floor laughing

- (Sofia) oh fu...
- Quack quack THE LION
- OH NOO, thank you duck

by timmy breti October 6, 2013

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