Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018

Sloppy Nipple

After sucking on a ripe nipple, leaving saliva and mother's milk around the rim.

Hey bro, i just sucked my wife's erect nipples, gave her a Sloppy Nipple..my mouth is dripping.... So is her nipple

by SloppySavage October 1, 2016

Sloppy Yorkshire

Sexual act were a male pours Yorkshire pudding batter into a woman vagina then proceeds with intercourse, the batter is used as a lubricant.
Afterwards the batter is expelled and sometimes cooked and eaten.

'ere mate, ta wife let me give 'er a Sloppy Yorkshire last night

by PlinkyPo June 11, 2018

Sloppy Bindle

When one defacates into a dress sock and proceeds to whip said sock across the face of a homeless man

Hey man, I just had some wild Thai food and gotta pinch a dirty loaf. Give me your sock. I’m gonna go sloppy bindle that homeless guys face at the Liquor Lotto

by Baby Farts McGee Zax September 2, 2018

Sloppy Hotpocket

A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.

I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.

by Rockerton June 20, 2018

Sloppy Chainsaw

When she’s giving you the fresh dome and accidentally cuts your cock with her nails.

Yeah, my Mom gave me a sloppy chainsaw. Should I contact CPS?

by Prollynat December 7, 2019

Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010