A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.
I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.
by Rockerton June 20, 2018
When one defacates into a dress sock and proceeds to whip said sock across the face of a homeless man
Hey man, I just had some wild Thai food and gotta pinch a dirty loaf. Give me your sock. I’m gonna go sloppy bindle that homeless guys face at the Liquor Lotto
by Baby Farts McGee Zax September 02, 2018
When a woman is pegging a guy who has eaten way too much (for example five quarter pounders, a schnitzza and a cheesecake) then empties their bowls mid act
by KattsKitchen February 26, 2022
When a big black man named Jerome cums in your Sloppy Joe, your Sloppy Joe is no longer a Sloppy Joe, but now is a Sloppy Jerome.
Person 1: Dude, Jerome came over to my house last night and totally made a Sloppy Jerome for me.
Person 2: I wish he’d make me one :(
Person 2: I wish he’d make me one :(
by Noob__Master69 November 19, 2021
by WEAPONIZED AUTISM March 31, 2017
by Eddymoney00916 January 03, 2018
The act of setting a horses mane on fire while it's sleeping then fucking it in the ass while it runs around like a retard
Issa Knife is a Sloppy Jockey
by VomitCock May 18, 2017