He who diddles the skittle
by Vaginal Navigator November 17, 2010
Get the skittle diddlermug. The tastiest candy in existence. Organically created, it has almost no natural flavouring and is 100% gluten free. Soooo healthy and yummy, that it can make your skin glow and your eyes sparkle with the memories of your late night shenanigans with your uncle. The perfect blend of sweet and savoury, it leaves a gooey after-taste in your mouth that just can't be washed away. For free samples, just visit your male friends houses and ask them for some, don't forget to have a big smile and say 'Pls Senpaiiiiii'. Remember kids, be prepared for splash damage because it's just tooooo refreshing.
When I was but a young boy, I had a good friend named Pohan Pabharwal, who used to make the best white skittles on the planet. All the kids in the neighborhood used to line up outside his house just to get a taste. He was man with a big heart and a bigger reserve of white skittles. He always used to preach to me about how is grand-pappy passed down this recipe to him. Alas, I miss his candy so much.
by LilNiggle March 23, 2021
Get the White skittlesmug. Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.
by Walker10,000 May 9, 2008
Get the shit's Skittlesmug. i have skittle-nips now
by SirJuiceAlot2nd September 16, 2017
Get the skittle-nipsmug. Multi-colored Vagina Syndrome usually the result of being Armstronged. See WebMD for further description.
by Bigbadporkrind October 12, 2015
Get the skittle pussymug. by the best muff diver January 18, 2010
Get the Pack of skittlesmug. by Brandon Irvin May 8, 2007
Get the Skittle whipmug.