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Skip Dinner

If you’re not free till the 22nd and I’m busy from the 21st onward should we just skip dinner?
by Dr Clap Cheeks December 11, 2019
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skip raker

Definitive description of a resident of Glasgow or anywhere down the Clyde coast to Greenock and possibly even parts of Ayrshire .
Derived from the indisputable FACT that these unsavoury, unhygienic soap dodging bastards will happily rifle through a waste skip to attempt to find discarded articles with which to either furnish their piss stained flat or to find some discarded swill on which they can feast .
Fuckin Weegie Westie skanky skip raker .

She was rooting through the skips behind whateverys looking for shite that has been thrown away
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Skip

Sometimes an activity, but also known for creative, very social bald gentlemen.
I just ran into Skip and god does he look great.”
by Carl Manhattan November 24, 2021
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skipping hella ass

the perfect way to get all the guys. you put that ass on the ground and bounce on that booty like its a bouncy ball. watching this intricate dance move puts you in a daze, one you can't escape from till the booty bouncing is completed.
by AssSkipper3000 June 7, 2015
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ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
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Skip-lass

Tomorrow i'm going to skip-lass because i'm tired
by Oxford1111 August 13, 2018
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Skip

A mouse with 120 laff, maxed gags.

Outgoing,Crazy, and weird..
She loves her friends and knows how to brighten the mood😊
Person: can you help me with my maxed merits?
Skip: Hell ya! Let's do them all!
Person: tysm
Skip: np fam! :3
by Rosie_ttr June 19, 2017
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