A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022
by coaster-toaster March 01, 2016
A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.
I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.
Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
by Maceo & Mekenzie July 06, 2019
everyones fav local nonce monster, has produced some backshot porn with our favorite raging racist homophobic country singer ang3l.raych.
by source: trust me bro :) June 27, 2021
The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.
1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.
2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.
by Diesel Darryl March 07, 2010
Usually called Alex but can’t kickfip and calling people but munches. Found at a skatepark watching beavus and but-head
“Yo dude u are a gnarly skater”
by George dwarf September 27, 2019
Another punk riding a skateboard like a city slicker
Used in a derogatory tone outside of California and new York, because outside those two states people realize skaterboys are feminine, usually meaning people look down on them often linking homosexuality with the boarders
Used in a derogatory tone outside of California and new York, because outside those two states people realize skaterboys are feminine, usually meaning people look down on them often linking homosexuality with the boarders
by MdmaTripVacNDubMylar October 30, 2021