Boot-shining crazy

A person, idea, thought, belief, government or other concept, system or organization that is domineering in manner, arrogant or otherwise overbearing or obsessively concerned with seemingly minor perceived slights or infractions.

The phrase is believed to have first emerged in the armed forces as an insult used to described officers who make excessive fuss over minor matters such as not shining ones boots thoroughly enough.

The term has since gained widespread acceptance outside of the military and can be found in common usage amongst many English speaking populations around the globe.
foo: "I had some cop stop me the other day for forgetting to put my indicator on, even though the street was totally empty he still gave me a ticket"

bar: "Sounds to me like he was boot-shining crazy"
by tteeler March 30, 2009
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shined my ass

To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.
"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."
by unclvito November 30, 2017
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shining your wrists

I shined my wrists yesterday, sorry
You should stop shining your wrists
by Colkycop August 08, 2019
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Rise N' Shine

Getting a blow job in the morning before getting out of bed. Also results in the afterglow associated with post climactic ecstasy! Play on words; Rise (Erection) and Shine (spit shine on the old purple helmeted love soldier).
I woke up with morning wood and my old lady gave me a "Rise N' Shine". I feel great!
by darthV September 26, 2008
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Cubano spit shine

When you’re getting a handjob and bust on the girls shoes and then proceed to use it as shoe polish
Larry ~ “i gave Lisa a cubano spit shine before her petty larceny trial”

Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case
by Sleepy pleepy October 27, 2018
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shine your dolphin

Your moms pussy is all dry so I prefer to shine my dolphin
by Beastmaster May 30, 2003
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shithouse shine-olah

The lowest of the low..Imagine some guy asking to shine your shoes at at a remote shithouse(outhouse).
That shithouse shine-olah kept comin' around lookin' for some free weed
by spike001 July 15, 2006
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