A legal slave house which teachers are the biggest assholes in the world some of the students are the biggest fags or dickheads around. AC is turned on in the winter and heat is on in the summer, also school isnt closed even in the worst winter conditions. And to make your life worse they give out homework to get revenge because when they were our age they had no social life at all. See Unatego
Unatego High School is a perfect exapmle of this
by Rich December 15, 2003
School is a place where they force kids from ages 4-18 unless u start late or flunk a grade or something.It is also how parrents get rid of their children. It a a prison that you go to and have doen nothing wrong.It is also a place where you have to suck up to people that give u a pinnapple up the ass.And if you try to stop it allow it than you have to get 2 pinnapplea up the ass and 3 old pickles.
school
by none emo fuck u all December 10, 2008
Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)
by Matt January 16, 2004
A legal version of a sweatshop. Difference is, if teachers were given canes today, they would not survive their first use of it. Give a cane to a sweatshop owner, and he will use it to benefit the economy of india/indonesia/pakistan/taiwan etc etc....
"You gonna wag school today and smoke weeeeeed?" "Nah ill smoke it in class. I bet the teacher needs it more than us."
by Zerloch June 21, 2003
There are many definitions for 'School' here are afew of the most common.
1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere.
2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding.
3) A building for pedophiles
1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere.
2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding.
3) A building for pedophiles
In short, School sucks.
by Sheeka April 30, 2006
A system that scores you based on how much you fail and encourages high pressure competition, segregation, prejudice and non-thinking assumptions upon which are based the (lack of) reasoning for blindly obeying what you're told. this is education? rofl. yeah fucking right. more like A CULT or a CONCENTRATION CAMP!
by Paradigmshiftdocs4u August 19, 2011
A place where you are kept for 18 years where they force you to listen to a person of higher power so the world will never experience another Che Guevara
Guy1: Why do we go to school?
Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara! now pull out ur math books NOW!
Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that
Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER!
Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara! now pull out ur math books NOW!
Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that
Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER!
by Batman123456789 June 03, 2008