n. Sexual intercourse with a Vegan.
by Miz Larreau March 29, 2009
While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).
Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
by Mike Du. May 20, 2010
A player who wears the "Holiday Crown" on their Roblox avatar. Salad hairs are considered online daters (ODers)
by RobloxBoi December 10, 2019
They screwed this up at Ass Salad.
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)
by MartyB63 October 11, 2008
The act of licking one's pussy or asshole while simultaneously shaking their body to make your partner cum uncontrollably.
~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown
~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown
Jacob: ''I'm the best salad shaker in town baby, just gimmie 10 minutes''.
Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''
Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''
by Justaprankbro March 04, 2018
1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)
2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks
2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks
by The Return of LightJoker May 02, 2010
A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.
Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.
by anon November 21, 2002