slut rod

The form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. Rod yields the holder the power to act as a 'slut' without the consequences of conception.

Man: Are you on birth control?
Woman: Don't worry mate, I have a slut rod, do your worst!

by Arn13 July 30, 2017

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Power Rod

A dildo used to penatrate mens assholes

Dang i could use a power rod right now

by Power rod January 6, 2018

Reliable Rod

The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB

Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod

by Los Muertos April 6, 2017

twizzle rod

A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.

Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."

by Dr. Twizzle May 7, 2018

Detroit Rod

Always the overachiever. His sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Ladies will Drop their panties. Master at fucking yo Bitch. People wish they could be
Detroit Rod!!!

Detroit Rod that nigga

by Goat 2x March 13, 2017

RAM rod

Usually a term used in construction to describe a carless huried job.

Ya that dude broke this window because he just fucking RAM rodded the shit.

by robnard May 23, 2016