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Cheeto Rats

A small rodent that is born when a rat unifies with the orange, powdery residue of a Cheeto typically found in a basement-dwelling neckbeard's computer or bed.

Because of the smug, fedora-donning individual's lack of personal hygiene, the Cheeto dust begins to build up in the lair of the neckbeard. This typically results in the attraction of rats. As the rats and Cheeto dust combine, a Cheeto Rat is formed. Cheeto Rats are often more vicious than normal rats, and enjoy the taste of Cheetos.

It is recommended for neckbeards to remove Cheeto Rats before they get inside of a computer. They are known to chew on the wiring and even break keyboards. The term "Cheeto Rat" was originally coined in 1997 by both Eminem and Nostalgia Critic.
Man, Tyler the Neckbeard is disgusting! He has Cheeto Rats all over his computer, in his room, and there is one even in his ear!
by rudeboyty February 11, 2015
mugGet the Cheeto Ratsmug.

smoog rat

A sketch person that doesn't bring much to the table.
No one really likes Aaron he is a smoog rat.
by Doubled2292 January 15, 2010
mugGet the smoog ratmug.

Rat with wings

1. Pigeons (Those little grey/white/speckled birds that live in cities and steal food)

2. Something unnatural, but awsome. Normally a thing that seems strange at first, but when looked at a little longer is actually very cool.
1.

"Shit! That rat with wings stole my sandwich!"

2.

Bob: "Caffinated water? What the hell is that?!"
Bill: "Yeah, it's a bit of a rat with wings"
by SquirrelInATree November 24, 2009
mugGet the Rat with wingsmug.

Emo Rat

Person 1: ew it’s a rat!
Person 2: nah it’s just an mcr fan
Emo Rat: I DONT LOVE YOU, LIKE I DID YESTERDAY
by smolemobean October 5, 2019
mugGet the Emo Ratmug.

tinny rat

A child aged 12 + years with a newly acquired boat licence, driving in a tinny with an outboard motor.
I'm not tying up the boat for you tinny rat that's your job!
by Mynxly April 12, 2017
mugGet the tinny ratmug.

devil rat

a rambunctious young juvenile with a thirst for no good.
there goes that devil rat...
by hypothermthiccc January 21, 2022
mugGet the devil ratmug.

cheap rat

When somebody pretends to help but is actually being a cheap rat
Stark sent me a dollar from usa to australia... he is a cheap rat
by SLIDERRAILS September 17, 2017
mugGet the cheap ratmug.

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