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raisin frankfurt

After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.
Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!

Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?

Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.

Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.
by bunnyboi November 22, 2016
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Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.
John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.
by Vinkertron January 30, 2025
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california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s
Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief
by Liloilo August 9, 2021
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Pittsburgh raisin

After the rabbit left the cage he dropped some Pittsburgh raisins.
by Edgeworth Wisdom May 11, 2023
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Golden raisin

The sexual act in which you urinate on hamster dropping and force your partner to eat them while jerking them off on a unicycle
Bro she gave me a golden raisin last night I came so hard I fell off the unicycle
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Chocolate-covered raisin

a candy consisting of individual raisins coated in a shell of milk, dark or white chocolate.
Chocolate-covered raisins are the best.
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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Raisin

Raisin is a super sexy nickname only used by super sexy people. Raisins are very kind , cool , funny , hot etc . They pull all the bitches they are always the alpha AWWWOOOO
Person a) OMG WAS THAT RAISINNN !
Person b) IT WAS I WANNA DATE THEM SO BAD !!!
by Raisin_getsAllThoseBitches November 16, 2022
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