Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.
by Digits__ July 30, 2020
A person with a small dick.
by Cockzilla 13 April 11, 2009
If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is
by DeNameland October 30, 2008
1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf
2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice
3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass
4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds
5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)
6- Drink and repeat
2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice
3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass
4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds
5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)
6- Drink and repeat
Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"
Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"
Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"
Jerry: "YEP"
Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"
Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"
Jerry: "YEP"
by rypring April 23, 2010
When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
by The Clam Dunk July 01, 2015
Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!
Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.
Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.
by BeniusMaximus December 06, 2019
A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.
Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
by Dr. Twizzle February 22, 2018