mole puppet

A 'sock-puppet' on a message board that is not very active and remains low profile over many months. At a key moment on a debate, this 'mole' can be deployed to support the puppet master's argument without arousing any suspicion. They have a history that doesn't support any.
When Sidhe returned to the dirtybutrational.org website and was suddenly supported by other members, none of his detractors suspected any were a 'mole puppet.' He had established several way back, and used them sparingly to reply on various threads.
by Recursive Prophet August 28, 2011
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cock puppet

A short, trampy girl with curves but a bit of puppy fat.
Often found working as promo girls or receptionists at mechanics' workshops.
Given the relative size difference between her and virtually any male sexual partner, she'll look more or less like a puppet on his penis. Hence the term 'cock puppet'.
Did you see that chick dishing out the free samples of diet protein shake? She's such a cock puppet.
by Ridley Amstrad November 01, 2010
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Finger Puppets

A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.
Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.
by GabetronZero November 22, 2011
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Reverse Puppet

Thats when a well hung dude, stands on a desk or a chair and deep throats a girl so well that he controls her feet.
Guy! I reverse puppet that bitch till she started crip walking like Snoop.
by Mistah CedDay April 09, 2009
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Meat puppet

The human form taken by the (spirit).
(Consciousness) inhabits the " meat puppet" untill physical (death)and then moves on
I am a meat puppet on a small planet hurtling through the (cosmos).
by Deepglue November 18, 2016
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fuck puppet

A fuck puppet is something that you use when you dont have a partner to have sex with. Examples:
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)

Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk

As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!
Julie used a fuck puppet after having sex with Dominic because he could not provide an orgasm.
by Stephdizzle August 23, 2004
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Sock Puppets

They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.
"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
by Cheesecake Eater December 12, 2003
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