Pull the pudding

Slang for jerkin off.

"I had a massive erection when I woke up this morning, so I had to pull the pudding!"

by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009

Puddicaust

Began when 4chan moderator, moot, embedded a youtube video of a Japanese commercial for Giga Pudding, which featured a young Japanese girl singing "Puddi puddi puddi puddi...". Copypasta followed, the text of each post typically being the word "PUDDI" repeated 43 times.

Bob: Rememberthe Puddicaust! 11-30-10

by collinization December 2, 2010

peek a boo paddington

to cum on a stuffed animal of a girlfriend

I was makin sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and cummed on her stuffed paddington bear. Hence, Peek a boo paddington!

by LeRenardS13 March 8, 2008

Pudding Ring

A type of gotee that forms a circle all of the way around the mouth area, as if one had just indulged in a pudding cup. Ironically this is a form of facial hair typically found on males who are slightly overweight.

Oliver: So what did he look like?

Delia: I didn't really get the chance to look, I was far too enraptured with his glorious pudding ring.

by Veronica St. James February 18, 2009

pudding gasket

A thin, oily rim of loose stool that is often found on a public toilet seat.

There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

Population Pudding

A delicious term for "sperm".

"Tonight I'm taking Sheila out to dinner. If all goes well, she'll be eating my population pudding for dessert!"

"Bob is so hot...I wouldn't mind tastin' his population puddin'"!

by DeAnn Guthrie December 17, 2012

Breakfast pudding

The sweet breakfast element you eat after your breakfast main course or savoury dish.

Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.

by Breakfast pudding May 8, 2014