wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Sand Pressure

Used to refer to stress accumulating over time, smaller things adding up to an unbearable weight you cannot manage anymore. It’s like feeling trapped in the bottom half of an hourglass.

I guess I’ve just been caught under some Sand Pressure lately, I just can’t seem to catch up.

by InkyLittleBB August 11, 2022

Exhaust Back Pressure

When an individual is performing oral sex on a person and they pass gas. Also known as the Shane

I was eating out my girlfriend and she got so excited she had exhaust back pressure. I felt the warm air on my chin.

by Phil Uranus November 22, 2021

Bariatric pressure

When your lover is obese and on top during love making. That's beriatric pressure!

Two ton Tanya climbed on top of me to ride the bologna pony. Now I have bariatric pressure!

by PJ drizzle 69 December 21, 2022

Pressure cooker

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped

The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.

by Simba and Oscar April 26, 2024

Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.

Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Pretty Ladies that like to inhale the good stuff and exhale the bad stuff.

oh you know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021