I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

German Waffle Press

When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.

{fan}{German Waffle Press}

by krinko July 27, 2009

Gooch Press

Gooch Press is the male version or equivalent of the kegel stretch or exercise for women.

Bobby has been doing the Gooch Press three times a week to help strengthen his core.

During her pregnancy Susie Q did her kegel exercises all day, and Bobby did the gooch press.

by schubby January 10, 2014

Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"

by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010

Peer Press Conference

Telling a secret to a well-known gossiper in an effort to spread a piece of news rapidly.

Hey man I heard you were banging that Bolivian girl, way to go!

Yeah I told that gossip queen Shannon about it last week and now its the talk of the town. Gotta love the Peer Press Conference

by AngryFrenchCanadian January 23, 2011

Press shift to run, press ctrl to crouch

Something you'll definitely don't want to see on a wall while walking down a road on a late night.

A: Hey, why is there "Press shift to run, press ctrl to crouch" on that wall over there?
B: Oh god no-

by i need a ritual August 27, 2021

Clean and Press Cumshot

The act of waiting until your girl is out of the house, masturbating, and them busting your load inside of a clean pair of your girls pants. Then fold the pants back up and put them back away neatly. When she puts her pants on shell have your gift of cum all over her leg.

“Oh honey, did you Clean and Press Cumshot in my pants? That’s so sweet now I can take a part of you to work with me.”

by goofy-love-machine December 4, 2010