assume the position

It could be viewed and used sexually... but in reality..

It is a statement that you make right before you make a big assumption. I'm not quite sure on the technicalities of it all but...

Assume (v)
6. To take for granted; suppose

Position (N)
6.A point of view or attitude on a certain question


So you are taking for granted, or supposing, on a point of view or attitude on a given subject.

If you say this around your friends, they will think of the nasty word first, but then you can impress them with your superior vocabulary skills.

This was possibly made popular from HBO's Robert Wuhl Assume the Position. Where he talks about things that history books tend to ignore.

"I'm going to assume the position, right off the bat, that history is pop culture." -Robert Wuhl

"I think it's safe to assume the position, that there was no such thing as a colonial quickie." -Robert Wuhl

by Seth³ March 27, 2009

bluetooth position

After a man has finished railing a woman from behind he launches her down a flight of stairs and pours a giant bucket of blue powerade on her.

I utilized gave the bluetooth position at daka.

by Dr Emil Shauffhausen March 24, 2007

Electric Chair Position

A sexual position in which one partner performs a wall sit, while the other partner climbs on top of his/her legs. The partner on his/her legs then places their genitals in the mouth of the partner doing the wall sit. It is recommending to place hands firmly against the wall for balance during the oral sex. High ceiling are required to prevent head injuries.

"Hey Landon, my parents aren't home. How about we start up the electric chair position. You'll be shocked by the end."

by RayCharlesPlaysThePiano June 12, 2009

Pole position

Having sex with females on top and in front, while the male is on the bottom or at the back.

Women divorcing husbands and having abortions just to get "Pole position" by the Devil for his money... 👎🏿 WATO (what a turn off)!

by Essene.. July 26, 2016

Fecal Position

The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.

Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!

by woodsman63 November 14, 2010

The Good Position

The position you get in when totally wasted so you dont get deaded when you puke

Dave: Dude are you going to be alright?
TH: Don't worry about it, I'm in The Good Position!

by Empeg9000 January 6, 2006

Butterfly Position

When a woman sits back on her heels with knees spread apart on the floor. Especially when she has a dress or skirt on which flies out in front of her.

One example, but not a good one is Taylor Swift's debut album cover. A better example is Donna Summer's album cover, I Feel love. In Taylor Swift's pose her knees are not as far apart as is usually defined as the butterfly position. Donna Summer poses with knees wide apart but is not sitting on her heels. Both are still variations of the butterfly position.

by Paul? could be. June 5, 2019