poser

sarah gluck

a poser is a fake surfer girl, jersey girl, and chill girl, she is 19 and still doesn’t know what weed looked like. she is a fake fan of all classic rock and calls herself a dead head when she can’t name 5 songs, at least 3 and she’s getting posters to put in her 2008 aqua 10 year old room. and last of all. she’s still a virgin

by peniscondomsdepression July 21, 2019

poser

a poser is defined as sarah gluck

a poser is someone who acts upon something they’re not, mostly just for attention or to look good. sarah is a fake surfer girl, jeep girl, chill girl, and fake trendy girl. she claims she’s been a great fan of classic rock forever but can’t name 5 songs from led zep, calls herself a “dead head” but didn’t know what it was until mentioned and can’t name at least 3 dead songs, and is also buying posters to put in her early 2000s aqua room made for 5th graders already filled with printed out darren criss pics and palm tree paintings. and yet worst of all. she is 19, and still didn’t know what weed cigs looked like, and STILL oh god i hate to say it... a virgin😬😬😬

by peniscondomsdepression July 21, 2019

Poser

Someone who thinks of himself/herself as a wolf (or fox) amongst sheeple, though most people that know them think they're a fucking idiot.

The poser talked a lot of shit about sheeple.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Poser

Someone who's got a big mouth and thinks it makes them a wolf (or fox), since wolves do really have big mouths.

The poser had a mouth big enough that you'd think he/she was preying on a few people.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Poser

Someone who tries to come off as serious and as someone who doesn't take themself too seriously at the same time, without really being either one.

Lindsay, the mollycoddle girl, was the kind of poser who would try to make fun of scientists then become the scientist. The same kind of person who would try to ridicule routine and responsibility, then pose as a serious person when it was convenient.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019

Poser

a poser can be someone who tries to fit in faking an interest in something, usually a specific fandom or trend.

poser: Man, JoJo's Bizzarre Adventures is a great and fun anime, don't you think so?
guy: Oh bro, totally! Did you watch Battle Tendency yet?
poser: Pfft, yeah, I watched it all last night
guy: Then let's party, dude! I brought tequila~
poser: *is confused* You know I don't drink, right-?
guy: ...You're a poser, aren't you.

by sinpli December 29, 2019

Poser

You know even if a guy in a statue of liberty outfit has a big smile on his face while he's selling insurance, he cries himself to sleep every night even though he looks like he's having a lot of fun, and he's pretending to be having fun. It would be interesting to see a guy wearing a statue of liberty suit pissed off or frowning and telling people to buy their product even though it doesn't work so he can keep his job since he's got mouths to feed and would much rather be a poet or a musician.

This guy/girl is a poser, you know that selling insurance doesn't really make him/her happy, even if he/she is good at what he/she does. The poser can keep compromising and crying himself/herself to sleep at night.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020