pine knotting

When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.

Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"

by pinenaughty December 15, 2015

white pines

Tall, white legs

That girl has some white pines!

by ArtTherapyRules November 23, 2013

pine veteran

A sportsman who is consistently on the bench due to poor performance.

Yeah he was decent last season, but he's become a bit of a pine veteran this year.

by Princeofpine May 14, 2017

pine tree butt fuck

When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground

I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?

by Damama April 19, 2021

white pine middle school

a place where crackheads go

girl: should i go to white pine middle school?
boy: yes if your a crackhead

by fatbitch.com October 25, 2019

Pine tree jr high

Pine tree jr fucking high is one of the most headass school in the world nobody is good every one is bad walk by someone and you smell weed or cancer sticks aka cigarettes with a ratio of 95% bloods and 3% crops and 2% other don’t come to this school you will be made fun of if you aren’t wearing the right colors aka red don’t wear blue cryps wack asf

Fuck pine tree jr high

by Drxkko February 25, 2019

Pine tree jr high

Pine tree jr fucking high the school where everyone thinks there hard with a 95% bloods and 5% wannabe ass cryps and hella fake hoes and ask any bitch for nudes you’ll get them trust me and don’t get me started on everyone who always tryna fight when they get home they some good kids no cussing no nothing

may god help you all at pine tree jr high

by Drxkko February 25, 2019