Peanut Butter Wolf

Prank played on an intoxicated friend by which you spackle their hairy crack with peanut butter.

Damien came home in drunken stupor, chowed down on some peanut butter & jelly sandwiches then passed out. Afterwards, Jeff shoved the peanut butter knife down the crack of his hairy ass, giving him a Peanut Butter Wolf.

by Irving_Nutty January 01, 2012

peanut butter sandwich

when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.

"i just got a peanut butter sandwich from my wife."

by steve cameron April 03, 2008

Peanut Butter and Gravy

After you do a chick in the butt, she craps it out all nutty and covered in sperm. It looks like peanut butter and gravy.

After me and my girl had fun, she had some peanut butter and gravy.

by Dan Rubble March 15, 2007

peanut butter lovers

someone who LOVES peanut butter and anything to do with nuts (: like taylor jean palmer. krizan and taylor have a lot of history with peanut butter. especially when their sleeping :D where ever theres peanut butter you know taylors close!

hayley: KRIZANS HERE! RICHELLE DO YOU HAVE ANY PEANUT BUTTER?

richelle: HAHAHA YEAH! in the cupboard.

hayley: here taylor, and the basements empty :D

krizan: OMG that didnt even happen it was james chambers!

hayley: its okay krizan we all know you and taylor are "peanut butter lovers."

taylor: OMG IM GONNA RAPE YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER. (i may finger your butt hole.)

by xela rorabaugh March 26, 2009

peanut butter and jelly

When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.

After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!

by buick159 January 31, 2009

peanut butter and jelly

Someone does peanut butter and jelly needs their dung tongue sliced off along with their head.

I was quite disgusted when I heard about how some cuntheads make peanut butter and jelly. Then I remembered some shitheads will do anything.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

peanut butter smuggler

Some fagget ass nigga that cant roll a spliff for his soul

Trenton a peanut butter smuggler

by big dick sosa September 22, 2019