Hopeless Peaches

Our Lord and savior from the peach dimension

Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Hopeless Peaches?

by ChonkyChinchilla June 20, 2021

peach pong

when two girls take it in turns bouncing off each other’s bunda whilst singing along to Little Mix

“cant wait for peach pong later! We should sing ‘shout out to my ex’ “

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Peach Tings

When something or someone that is generally AMAZING in every way.

Ellie and Bizzle are pure peach tings.

by RaqueLTJ Bizzle September 30, 2010

peach patch

when someone tries to grow a beard but can't

xander is trying to grow a beard, but it's coming as a peach patch

by peachpatcher October 06, 2017

Wrinkled Peach

Descriptive word for a woman's danger zone (genitals).

Her pants were so tight you could see her wrinkled peach.

by Dirty Dana March 24, 2014

peach keeper

An alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prostitute's butt or vagina

I asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! I wish I was a peach keeper.

by PeachKeeper November 13, 2016

Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009