Palmer

Wanker

You are a palmer

by Regae12 August 7, 2023

Arnold Palmer

A fat short cock.

That dude has a total Arnold Palmer.

by dylanswi April 25, 2010

Cold Palmer

Colder name for the best english youngster and best premier league youngster Cole Palmer who plays for the by far biggest club in London (the mighty chels) and is miles clear of Bumkayo Saka (made an extra definition of him)and actually scores penalties when it matters

Bro have you heard, Cold Palmer destroyed another big 6 team on his own

by LondonIsForeverBlue April 12, 2024

Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.

"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige

by mace_on November 2, 2022

Jaide Palmer

the most prettiest, realest, funniest, mentally illest girl you’ll ever come across in life

“damn bro who is that?”
“Oh that’s Jaide Palmer, she bad asfk but she got serious issues”

by theillest_nwordalive August 9, 2023

armless Palmer

It’s when your next door neighbor that hates Def Leppard and kid rock with a passion throws a fit becuz someone buys him the grand farewell tour front row tickets to Def Leppard featuring kid rock. And he smells nothing but white diamonds the whole time he is there. While he is losing one arm in the mosh pit eating squash

Oh wow. That armless Palmer must b a true fan of Def Leppard and kid rock….. look at him go!!

by Beautifulcrazypancake December 24, 2023